Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Daly has piles............

So, Daly has piles..........of books.......of course,which is her latest blog post. Not the first blog on piles I would imagine but maybe one of the few about piles of books. She also includes a photo of said piles......of books.......and it saddened me to see that my photo does not yet adorn her shelves........so, her wall may be full of my photos but still, you cant beat a shelf photo. Her face adorns two of my shelves,admittedly i am also in both photos, but it counts all the same.

Anyhews...........new and exciting updates from the world of musings.............my life partner, reflections has vacated back down to the south to reflect on writings and all things dramaturgilocial.........though she has promised to take me clubbing on her return to the big city so I can get my freak on.........

In the mean time, I resort to "ass watch" which involves me trying to glimpse a look at the cute guy's (from office upstairs) bottom.....which isnt easy to do as suit jackets hide everything,rather inconveniently......so anyday now I am going to "drop" something in his vicinity and watch as he picks it up......in my head it'll be like the diet coke ad.......in real life it'll probably create more carnage than a hedgehog in a condom factory.......and will resemble that scene from legally blonde where she accidentally headbutts him..........
Though it wouldnt be the first time I had a bleeding guy on my hands........but I digress.

So stay tuned for more on "ass watch" my friends...........maybe it could become like crimewatch where I can hire actors to recreate moments where I attempt to see his bottom...........such moments like, that time on the stairs or like that time I tried to act nonchalant caus I is mysterious........an enigma, if you will, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a mystery.

Obviously I am living life to the MAX.........and im trying to get started on my first holiday of the year......Im thinking Rome.....with Daly.........but she can leave her piles at home..........what with the whole baggage allowance......piles of books you see......hehehehehehe.........

Saturday, January 8, 2011

So long 2010.... hello 2011.....

First blog post of the new year!
okay so technically its been 2011 for a week but it always takes me a little longer to get my head round things,like a new year.

So, 2010 was a mixed bag of a year....... i did succeed in getting in 5 holidays which was a tough personal goal I'd set myself. I also have also gotten half way somewhere in an actual grown up job, which i actually really like. though some Mongolians were sacrificed in the making of my new found career......

In matters of the heart I resumed being d.e.d inside, with nothing but the rage and the fact that i get prettier everyday to comfort the now vast cavern in my chest....and my friends of course, reflections, the Dalster, Ryan Moloney and the ladies who i am forever thankful for..... and for not saying "we told you so"..........well, not everyday at least.....for like spreading it out to once a month,which shows their mighty restraint.

Other memories from 2010......being able to add another near death experience to my list of near death experiences.......(like the time i almost died in a typhoon whilst on a boat in Vietnam or almost being glassed by a punk in Brazil).....this years other death experience involved me almost perishing in a house fire new years eve......admittedly i slept through it but i have it on good authority from reflections that it was pretty scary.

Some totally awesome things about 2010:
Asking yourself what would beyonce do before doing anything (WWBD).......yay beyonce.
Describing everyone as an enigma,wrapped in a riddle,wrapped in a mystery......
Discovering that reflections is practical.........could come in handy for the future as we travel the world in a yacht/plane combo.......
Asia......(though,im sure it has always been awesome)
Passing my last FE-1 exam after 25 years........i is well cleva
Finding a restaurant that has the BEST garlic bread ever(in Edinburgh).......
Leaving my UPC career behind......and following my path to Asia

So,2010 wasnt all doom and gloom,floods,fires,burst pipes,heartache,snow,Armageddon,four horsemen of the Apocalypse......
ummm,where was I?

So welcome 2011,would it be selfish of me to set a personal goal of 6 holidays this year?
As for resolutions......I resolve to be nice to myself,to continue to get prettier everyday,and to learn how to swim(so that i can actually not be left behind on a boat/tropical island/golden sand anymore).......
And of course WWBD........