So after a fourteen hour day at the office trying to get somebody out of custody and taking an application in front of the High Court at 9pm,one ended up humiliated in Court because the Prosecution are a bunch of sneaky bastardos.....Passport Condition?news to me Judge.....disgrace on the Court....yes Judge......wasting everybody's time....yes Judge,whatever you say Judge as long as the ground opens up and swallows me whole this very minute so that I may join the Devil in a toast to the Judiciary....
One word.
Morto.
Even about an hour later one still has a red face.
So,it got me thinking about embarrassing moments.....I've had a few.
Like a cupla weeks ago when I hadn't realised that my dress had ridden up exposing my nether regions.....morto.
Though I was wearing dark tights at the time so it could have been worse,or it may have just looked like I was very hairy down there.(which Im not btw,just for the record)
Thinking back along the years on other embarrassing moments,my parents have featured heavily. Think back to a time when being merely seen within a half mile of your parents was mortifying!
I would think that having snot on your face without realising is up there with the bad moments......not realising until someone points out that u had something on your face which then you realise is snot and has actually been there for some time. Similarly having something in your teeth without realising until u go home and look in the mirror and realise u had like a whole steak stuck in there.
The flip side of that is when somebody else has a UFO on their face/teeth.Do you pretend it's not there or point it out risking that person's embarrassment. Depending on who it is im all for pretending it's not there.
Then there's my high threshold for repression so as a result I cant remember some of my embarrassing moments,cant remember,wont remember.
So I try to think of my compadres embarrassing moments......which I couldnt possibly divulge of course,as unlike my ability to forget my morto moments, they inevitably remember.
And conveniently anything that I have ever done while drunk has not been embarrassing,but totally cool.....
The moral of the story is, just go drinking til you cant feel morto anymore.
